Ah, the simpsons, that crazy family that has been entertaining kids like me for over a decade. This page is a small tribute to what makes this TV show so great!
The Best of Homer Simpsons (Quotes)
- "To Alcohol! the cause of--and solution to--all of life's problems."
- "English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England"
- "Where is Bart anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten."
- "Mmmmm, unexplained bacon."
- "Marge I'm goin' to Moe's. Send the kids to the neigbors. I'm comin' back loaded!"
- "...It's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering."
- "Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning busines
- "Cat in the furnace."
- "Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? it's gas, isn't it?"
- "Look, just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!"
- "Venting prevents explosion. Y-E-S."
- "De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language."
Best Random Simpsons Quotes and Dialogue
- Bartender: Uh, sorry you gotta be a pilot to drink here.
Homer: Uh, but I am a pilot.
Bartender: Where's your uniform?
Homer: Um, I stowed it safely in the overhead compartment.
Bartender:Well you talk the talk. Here's a loaner. - Reporter: Uh, question for the barbecue chef: Don't you think there
is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into outer space?
Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. (Homer thinks for a minute then relizes something).
Homer: Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty--that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
- Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
ShopKeeper: But you get your choice of topping.
Homer: That's good.
ShopKeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
(Homer stares at the shopkeeper, not comprehending what this means.)
Shopkeeper: That's bad. - Homer: Everything reminds me of Marge
Lenny: How do you think I feel, we're coming up on Mount Carlmore
Homer: Does Carl know about that?
Lenny: We haven't discussed it. - Dr. Hibbert: I'm afraid your playing days are over my friend, but don't worry, you can
fall back on your degree in--Communications? Oh dear Lord!
Luchenko: Da I know I know it phony major. Luchenko lean nothing, nothing! - "Go Banana" -Ralph Wiggum
- "Me fail English? That's unpossible" -Ralph Wiggum
- "Oh, relax kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might evern say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! Wait, Scratch that one." -Principal Skinner
- "You've got to listen to me! Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving." -Professor Frink
- "Arnie Pie in the sky with the morning commute. Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets. Due to a fire at the army testing lab a bunch of escaped, infected mokeys are roaming the expressway. Despite the swealtering heat, don't unroll your windows 'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable." -Arnie Pie
- "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the key pad with your palm, now."
- "The Simpsons are going to Delaware!" (a personal favorite)
- "Calm down, Neddilly-diddily-diddily-diddily-diddily...They did their best...Shoddily-iddily-iddily-diddly...Gotta be nice...hostility-ilitity-bility-dility--Aw, hell, diddly-ding-dong-crap!" -Ned Flanders
- "Frankly, I would have expected better from Jimmy 'the Scumbag.'" -Chief Wiggum
- "From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, Baby's First Pop-Up Book is twenty-six pages of alphabetic adventure." -Bart
- "Pray for Mojo" -Mojo the helper monkey
- "But I cleaned it with my napkin" -Dr. Nick
- "When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University!" -Ralph Wiggum
- "Yeah, she's going with the House!" -Millhouse
- "I have purchased the YMCA. I plan to tear it down and turn it into a nature preserve. There I will hunt the most dangerous game of all--Humans" -Ranier Wolfcastle
- "Carl Carlson!" -Lenny
The 10 Best Regular Charachters outside of the Simpson Family
- Apu
- Professor Frink
- Comic Book Guy
- Cheif Wiggum
- Bumblebee Man
- Hans Moleman
- Disco Stu
- Dr. Nick
- Ralph Wiggum
- Krusty
Top 10 One-Episode Characters
- Shary Bobbins
- Lyle Lannely
- Frank Grimes
- Hank Scorpio
- Poochie
- Mojo
- Roy
- Michael Jackson
- Larry Burns
- Artie Ziff
Best Episodes Ever (top 10)
- 22 Short Films about Springfield
- Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala( Annoyed Grunt)Gious
- Bart After Dark
- You only Move Twice
- Homer the Great
- King Size Homer
- Tree house of Horror V
- Homer at the Bat
- Homer Goes to College
- Like Father Like Clown
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